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The Descent – A Cautionary Short Story About Fracking

The Descent – A Cautionary Short Story About Fracking

All characters appearing in this story are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead, or awaiting judgement in heaven, is purely coincidental. ather Jack Fracket surveyed the wintry scene from a distance. He checked his  Timex “Celestial TimeMaster” watch – it was 2:30 pm on January 16th 2020 and...

A hilarious lesson in why you should pick your advocates carefully

A hilarious lesson in why you should pick your advocates carefully

On Thursday 22nd January Lancashire County Council announced that it’s officers had recommended rejection of Cuadrilla’s 2 applications for development wells in Roseacre and Preston New Road. Local media went into something of a frenzy getting reactions from Cuadrilla and from the various anti-fracking groups. In the interests of balance...

You’d think you could trust the Royal Society

You’d think you could trust the Royal Society

Of all the scientific institutions which grace our land you’d think that the Royal Society would set a standard for academic rigour which would be unimpeachable. Cuadrilla would like you to believe so. They set great store by the Royal Society’s Report “Shale gas extraction in the UK: a review...

Endangered Species Watch

Endangered Species Watch

We have been made aware of the existence on an example of a rare and endangered species, which was spotted just this week in London and which may get in the way of fracking in the UK. Coeruleus illegitimus senex (Common name Peter Lilley) was spotted in the House of...

Francis Egan

Lies, Damned Lies and Cuadrilla’s Community Newsletter

Cuadrilla’s community newsletter banned by the Advertising Standards Authority. In July 2012 Cuadrilla and their PR agency, PPS Group, created a “community newsletter” which was posted to thousands of households in Lancashire. It contained claims about the safety of fracking which were evidently not sustainable, so local group Refracktion (www.refracktion.org)...

Did the earth move for you?

Did the earth move for you?

Last week many column inches were devoted to a new report from Prof. Richard Davies at the University of Durham. The catchily titled Induced Seismicity and Hydraulic Fracturing for the Recovery of Hydrocarbons was picked up the press worldwide in what seems to have become the biggest non-story of the...

Hoist with his own petard?

Hoist with his own petard?

Cuadrilla’s Community Newsletter Summer 2012 quotes the presumably ironically titled “Fact Based Regulation for Environment Protection in Shale Gas Development, University of Texas 2012” in a big blue panel on page 4 There is no evidence of aquifer contamination from hydraulic fracturing Francis Egan, Cuadrilla’s CEO, refuting the suggestion that...